Zeedar Teretz Stalks Girls on the Internet (Appendix A)

[05:01:40 PM] blaiffy: morning
[05:02:14 PM] Nicked: morning
[05:02:22 PM] blaiffy: hows things
[05:02:25 PM] blaiffy: ??
[05:02:28 PM] Nicked: pretty well
[05:02:32 PM] Nicked: bit hungry
[05:02:34 PM] Nicked: nice pic
[05:02:35 PM] blaiffy: yarrr
[05:02:38 PM] blaiffy: thanx
[05:02:40 PM] blaiffy: it me
[05:02:45 PM] blaiffy: hoo dat in uers?
[05:02:56 PM] Nicked: spike from press gang
[05:03:06 PM] blaiffy: is that you?
[05:03:09 PM] Nicked: no
[05:03:11 PM] blaiffy: haha
[05:03:12 PM] blaiffy: okay
[05:03:20 PM] Nicked: it was this show on the abc in like 1992
[05:03:30 PM] blaiffy: i was alive then
[05:03:39 PM] Nicked: some guy once told me I looked exactly like him
[05:03:42 PM] Nicked: do you remember it?
[05:03:46 PM] blaiffy: hahaha
[05:03:46 PM] blaiffy: hope not
[05:03:47 PM] blaiffy: hahahha
[05:04:44 PM] Nicked: you ever seen lock stock and two smoking barrels?
[05:05:12 PM] blaiffy: umm.. dont think so
[05:05:56 PM] Nicked: oh well
[05:06:09 PM] blaiffy: yarr
[05:06:09 PM] Nicked: when he grew up, he was one of the dudes in that
[05:06:15 PM] blaiffy: i want minni frankies
[05:06:33 PM] Nicked: I had a party a couple of months ago
[05:06:38 PM] Nicked: and bought a ton of those
[05:06:44 PM] Nicked: still eating them
[05:08:13 PM] blaiffy: KOOL
[05:08:18 PM] blaiffy: are they supposed to last that long?
[05:08:30 PM] blaiffy: you know, once they have gone from green to black they arent good anymore
[05:08:51 PM] Nicked: I dunno
[05:08:56 PM] Nicked: that red shit on the outside
[05:09:01 PM] Nicked: nothing can harm that stuff
[05:09:05 PM] blaiffy: lolol
[05:09:07 PM] blaiffy: can too
[05:09:09 PM] blaiffy: i tried
[05:09:10 PM] blaiffy: trust me
[05:09:11 PM] blaiffy: hahhaa
[05:09:23 PM] blaiffy: i have odd foods lying around my room wor weeks on end
[05:09:33 PM] blaiffy: then i realise where the bad smell is from and i clean it up
[05:10:51 PM] Nicked: once when I was at home alone for a couple of weeks, I had that problem
[05:11:01 PM] Nicked: but I couldn't figure out where it was coming from
[05:11:05 PM] blaiffy: lol
[05:11:06 PM] blaiffy: oops
[05:11:19 PM] Nicked: so I took the microwave and all the food I could carry up to the front room
[05:11:32 PM] Nicked: and abbandonned the kitchen until my folks got bakc
[05:12:10 PM] Nicked: turned out a rat had died in the wall
[05:12:33 PM] blaiffy: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[05:12:38 PM] blaiffy: i have a rat
[05:12:41 PM] blaiffy: want to see?
[05:13:00 PM] Nicked: sure
[05:13:18 PM] blaiffy: look at my userpic
[05:13:26 PM] blaiffy: how choote is she!?!?!?!!

[05:13:26 PM] Nicked: argh!
[05:13:37 PM] blaiffy: :)
[05:13:38 PM] blaiffy: :D
[05:13:50 PM] blaiffy: (L)
[05:13:55 PM] blaiffy: her name is magenta
[05:14:26 PM] Nicked: looks kind of like a dog that close to the camera
[05:14:29 PM] blaiffy: i go to make minni frankies
[05:14:30 PM] blaiffy: bbs
[05:14:35 PM] Nicked: k
[05:31:15 PM] blaiffy: bak
[05:31:19 PM] Nicked: yay
[05:31:19 PM] blaiffy: they took longer then i thought
[05:31:27 PM] Nicked: really?
[05:31:32 PM] Nicked: that was like, five minutes
[05:31:43 PM] blaiffy: seeing as i have never cooked them myself before yeh.
[05:31:52 PM] blaiffy: really
[05:31:55 PM] blaiffy: oh
[05:32:19 PM] Nicked: are they nice?
[05:35:12 PM] Nicked: I always had problems eating them without a tooth pick
[05:35:18 PM] Nicked: it just doesn't seem right
[05:35:34 PM] blaiffy: hahahahaha
[05:35:35 PM] blaiffy: yeh
[05:35:39 PM] blaiffy: im using a fork
[05:35:45 PM] blaiffy: which is like 4 big metal toothpicks
[05:35:47 PM] blaiffy: ...
[05:35:52 PM] blaiffy: they are grose on the inside
[05:35:54 PM] blaiffy: :S
[05:36:09 PM] Nicked: still frozen?
[05:36:13 PM] blaiffy: no
[05:36:18 PM] blaiffy: never frozen
[05:36:20 PM] blaiffy: in nmeat draw
[05:36:26 PM] Nicked: ahh
[05:36:28 PM] blaiffy: its just the meat is odd
[05:36:29 PM] blaiffy: lol
[05:36:38 PM] Nicked: ugh
[05:36:43 PM] Nicked: you going to die girl
[05:37:20 PM] blaiffy: probably
[05:37:28 PM] blaiffy: oh no!
[05:37:36 PM] blaiffy: the bundaberg rum site is not working
[05:37:36 PM] blaiffy: crap
[05:37:44 PM] Nicked: ha
[05:38:05 PM] Nicked: yeah, that'd kill any germs in off cocktail frankfurts
[05:38:32 PM] blaiffy: HAAHAHHAa
[05:38:47 PM] blaiffy: it working now
[05:39:05 PM] blaiffy: i dont want my weenies anymore
[05:39:15 PM] Nicked: feed them to your rat
[05:39:29 PM] blaiffy: no
[05:39:31 PM] blaiffy: she'd die
[05:39:38 PM] blaiffy: i just gave her cheese and starfruit
[05:40:00 PM] Nicked: ha
[05:40:32 PM] Nicked: rats eat meat, yeah?
[05:41:21 PM] blaiffy: yeh
[05:41:23 PM] blaiffy: sometimes
[05:41:26 PM] blaiffy: not too much
[05:41:29 PM] blaiffy: she likes pizza
[05:41:59 PM] Nicked: just like that rat in ninja turtles
[05:43:51 PM] blaiffy: no
[05:44:18 PM] Nicked: aww
[05:44:53 PM] blaiffy: lol
[05:44:55 PM] blaiffy: she is a girl
[05:45:12 PM] Nicked: ha
[05:45:15 PM] Nicked: of course
[05:45:17 PM] Nicked: magenta
[05:45:28 PM] Nicked: you name her after something?
[05:46:53 PM] blaiffy: rockey horror picture show
[05:47:14 PM] Nicked: really
[05:47:16 PM] Nicked: cool
[05:47:31 PM] blaiffy: yarrr
[05:47:31 PM] Nicked: that's one of my favourite movies!
[05:47:49 PM] Nicked: it's weird though
[05:48:02 PM] Nicked: because I have such a crush of sussan sarrandon
[05:48:06 PM] blaiffy: lol
[05:48:10 PM] Nicked: and now she's all old and scraggly
[05:48:10 PM] blaiffy: she's tops in it
[05:48:12 PM] blaiffy: so is rockey
[05:48:16 PM] blaiffy: he = hot
[05:48:18 PM] blaiffy: re0w
[05:48:25 PM] Nicked: ha
[05:48:32 PM] Nicked: he can't really speak english
[05:48:46 PM] blaiffy: yarr
[05:49:23 PM] blaiffy: my tongue ring smells
[05:49:27 PM] blaiffy: its really grose
[05:49:36 PM] Nicked: every couple of months they have a live show down here, where they play it on the big screen and people shout out jokes and throw things and dance to the songs
[05:49:42 PM] Nicked: that is grose
[05:49:46 PM] blaiffy: yes
[05:49:53 PM] blaiffy: they play it here at george street every 2 weex
[05:50:19 PM] Nicked: crazy
[05:50:48 PM] Nicked: what does it smell of?
[05:51:10 PM] Nicked: the used to do the blues brothers too, but that's shut down now
[05:51:26 PM] blaiffy: it smells like ...frankfurts
[05:51:27 PM] blaiffy: hahahhaha
[05:51:43 PM] Nicked: haha
[05:52:05 PM] Nicked: how can you smell your tounge?
[05:52:15 PM] blaiffy: i took it out
[05:52:18 PM] blaiffy: my ring
[05:52:19 PM] blaiffy: not tongue
[05:52:30 PM] Nicked: oh
[05:52:31 PM] Nicked: ha
[05:52:53 PM] Nicked: I had this image of you sitting at your comp pulling your tounge up to your nose to sniff it
[05:53:23 PM] blaiffy: HAHAHHAHAHA
[06:03:20 PM] Nicked: brb
[06:03:41 PM] blaiffy: k
[06:05:53 PM] blaiffy: im going to have a nap
[06:05:55 PM] blaiffy: bbl

[04:18:44 PM] Nicked: what's up?
[04:19:27 PM] blairy: not much
[04:19:28 PM] blairy: u?
[04:20:16 PM] Nicked: nothing
[04:20:18 PM] Nicked: at work
[04:20:22 PM] blairy: kool
[04:20:23 PM] Nicked: so boooring
[04:20:24 PM] blairy: i guess
[04:20:27 PM] blairy: yeh
[04:21:02 PM] Nicked: nothing ever happens this time of the day
[04:21:09 PM] Nicked: I just sit here and look out the window
[04:21:18 PM] Nicked: where nothing is happening
[04:22:25 PM] blairy: damn
[04:22:31 PM] blairy: goto http://www.dreamgirl.com.au
[04:22:34 PM] blairy: its tops lingerie
[04:23:19 PM] Nicked: crikey!
[04:23:28 PM] Nicked: internet smut!
[04:23:34 PM] blairy: lolol
[04:23:45 PM] blairy: im trying to find sumthing sexy
[04:24:42 PM] Nicked: only the specials have pictures
[04:24:53 PM] Nicked: otherwise you have to order the catalogue
[04:24:55 PM] Nicked: I think
[04:25:30 PM] blairy: no they dont
[04:25:39 PM] blairy: slick on 'enter online store' or sumthing
[04:25:45 PM] blairy: its the first thing up the top onthe bar
[04:26:17 PM] Nicked: oh
[04:26:18 PM] Nicked: wow
[04:26:35 PM] blairy: lol
[04:29:11 PM] Nicked: 2115
[04:29:23 PM] Nicked: the buny costume
[04:30:28 PM] blairy: yeh
[04:30:31 PM] blairy: i saw it b4
[04:30:32 PM] blairy: hahaha
[04:32:13 PM] Nicked: although really, a girl scantilly clad enough to be in lingerie is a pretty sexy thing, reguardless of what she's wearing
[04:32:23 PM] Nicked: apart from the plus sizes
[04:32:27 PM] Nicked: that's just spooky
[04:33:01 PM] blairy: some girls are complete trashbags
[04:33:21 PM] blairy: all the things i want are over $100!
[04:34:22 PM] Nicked: ha
[04:34:51 PM] Nicked: the girl a few desks down just walked past, saw my monitors, and gave me the funniest look
[04:35:05 PM] blairy: hahahahhahaa
[04:37:51 PM] Nicked: what do you want to look sexy for?
[04:38:01 PM] Nicked: I mean, aside from just being sexy
[04:38:08 PM] Nicked: you going to a sex party or something?
[04:38:28 PM] blairy: no
[04:38:28 PM] blairy: just sex
[04:38:29 PM] blairy: haha
[04:38:38 PM] blairy: goto http://www.wickedweasel.com
[04:40:40 PM] Nicked: I don't really get these sites
[04:41:10 PM] Nicked: is it actually for women to buy things, or is it just for men to get off on
[04:41:35 PM] Nicked: I mean, look at Nicole and Jade!
[04:41:41 PM] Nicked: I swear they're about to kiss
[04:41:54 PM] blairy: lolol
[04:43:48 PM] blairy: i gtg
[04:43:51 PM] blairy: but i be back later
[04:44:04 PM] Nicked: I'll be at work till 5:30
[04:44:13 PM] Nicked: after that I won't be online
[04:44:14 PM] Nicked: cya
[04:44:37 PM] blairy: oh
[04:44:39 PM] blairy: byee
[04:45:04 PM] Nicked: bye

sharkpedo!: hey
sharkpedo!:who is this?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: hey, just a fan...
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: a friend of mine told me about your band, am getting the mp3s now
sharkpedo!: haha ok - what friend?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: a different Jess
sharkpedo!: oh ok - do u know which jess?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: i cant remember sorry!
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: your MP3s are good
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: are they illegal to download?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: like on napster?
sharkpedo!: thats cool
sharkpedo!: ohh thanks dude
sharkpedo!: umm.. i dont know… haha
sharkpedo!: i dont think so
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: like metallica?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: when lars got really angry?
sharkpedo!: so where are u from?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: that shit scared me
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: near sydney
sharkpedo!: haha that was funny
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: lol
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: what was?
sharkpedo!: aah ok cool
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: the pic isnt me by the way!
sharkpedo!: how metallica got all pissed off
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: yeah
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: do you agree with them?
sharkpedo!: we give our msuic to the people for free
sharkpedo!: haha ok
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: cool
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: are you guys hippies then?
sharkpedo!: nup
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: what are you?
sharkpedo!: so how r u?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: very good! thank you for asking!
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: How are you?
sharkpedo!: haha no...
sharkpedo!:do u know emo? we're making fun of emo music
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: what is sharkpedo?
sharkpedo!: im not bad
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: oh ok
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: emo, like Avril Lavigne? I thin she is on MTV or something
sharkpedo!: i was watching pokemon the other morning.. and there was a pokemon called sharkpedo
sharkpedo!: haha.. who is this really?
i get the feeling that youre someone playing a joke on me
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: what why? IS this how you treat all you fans? fucken hell. Word o fmouth gets around you know ! lol
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: nah thats mean.
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: does your band ever do any gigs coming up i could go to?
sharkpedo!: haha ok
sharkpedo!: nah we dont do gigs
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: why not?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: you should!
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: i could get a few people to come along
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: word of mouth
sharkpedo!: cos we can't play
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: oh i dont think that
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: that would be funny on a stage too!
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: lol, who is in the band?
sharkpedo!: me,and my friends meg, hannah and nick
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: ok cool. do you guys know blair?
sharkpedo!: blair... ? blair who?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: Hannon-mill
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: ?
sharkpedo!: mm nah i dont htin kso... where is she from?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: down willoughby way
sharkpedo!: eh i dunno probably not.. i used to chat to a blair on the net
bgi killing heidi fan
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: yeah i thinks that is her! she loves them! Do you still chat to her?
sharkpedo!: nooi havent for ages
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: why not? what happneed? did you guys have a fight over who likes killing hiedi more?
sharkpedo!: hahaha no.. i dunno… we never really chatted that much
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: oh ok. How did you first meet her?
sharkpedo!: umm i thnk it was a testeagles chat room?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: k cool
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: i havent seen her in months!
sharkpedo!: yeah it was
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: i lost her email
sharkpedo!: aah yeah
sharkpedo!: so why did u thin ki would know her?
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: just a guess, she was always into heaps of music and bands ans stuff, she seems to knw everyone!
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: lol
sharkpedo!: oh hey i gtg
Collettey_Lacey_Lette: k