Tuesday, June 8, 2004. 8:45PM
Any of you folks out there in TV land (as opposed to me in interweb land) who really get this site will understand that it is an existential satire of the internet. I've done slash fiction posts, and random rant posts. I've done theses on bull shit pop cultural stuff, I've skirted around porn sites, and done no end of blog pages. There have been fan pages, no end of bad Photoshop, some bad flash movies, and the occasional piece of genuinely useful advice. In the future, I'm think about doing a syndrome on all the people who flame this site on forums. Not tonight, however. Tonight I'm going to give you a bit of a look into the always hilarious world of IRC chat. You want an example of this in the real world? Well, check out bash.org, or... hell... there's bound to be a million of them. Google "IRC quotes" or something. Well don't actually do it fool - I'm satirizing the internet. I'm saying that it's wrong to actually have an internet page. Ah, why do I bother? You'll never take me seriously anyway. Every week I try to explain the message to you. Everyone who thinks they understand my message, email me. Do it. Maybe flame me, and I'll put you in next weeks post on flamers.
Anyway, a little background. I have a friend who insists that his name is Lance Hardcore. Here is a picture.
He also insists that that is real chest hair.
Lance has what we in the industry call "no job", and he thinks it's funny to Google "Goth guestbook" and then include any @hotmail.com email addresses in his MSN, and talk to whoever shows up. He's right. I'm amused. Lance is always on my back to let him contribute to this site. I said to him "Okay, make a Pornographic Ninja" which he did in a kind of half arsed way. Then I said "write a 3000 word dirge on something" and he couldn't be bothered. Well, today he's done something, and it's pretty amusing. Not that that's the point, by the way. For every "I hope you die" post I get, I get some douche saying "lol that's the funniest page I ever seen." Well fuck you. I'm here to offer advice, to inform, to educate, to expand your minds, but I am not your God damn comedian. Lance, however, is, so if you want to email me and complain about him, I'll be more than happy to pass your comments along. Anyway, this latest offering came about the right time for an update, and, to top it off, I got nothing, so here you go.
The first one I'm going to show you is a short interlude before our main feature. This is classic Lance Hardcore, and demonstartes how you trick a stranger into thinking that they know you. This is one of my personal favurite
From |
Message |
Lance |
hey michael whats up |
Lance |
can i talk to you for a moment about my daughter? |
Michael |
sure |
Michael |
I'm not sure if I know you |
Lance |
probably |
Lance |
where from? |
Michael |
where are you from? |
Lance |
that party |
Lance |
with jess |
Michael |
The party at angies? |
Lance |
yeah |
Lance |
i think so |
Lance |
i had a few beers before hand |
Lance |
so i cant really remember |
Lance |
did you have a good time? |
Michael |
Yeah it was ok |
Lance |
not enough chicks |
Michael |
I dont really remember you Matt...I know Brian ,richard ,dave another brian...who were you? |
Lance |
oh shit... |
Lance |
sorry man |
Lance |
my names not matt |
Lance |
it's brien, but you spell it with an E not an A |
Lance |
just my online handle |
Lance |
like in that movie HACKERS |
Lance |
remember that guy? |
Lance |
he had ZERO COOL or CRASH ACID or something |
Michael |
Good flick,are you the really big one or just the tall one? |
Lance |
man i dont know |
Lance |
i thought i was normal looking |
Lance |
the goofy one |
Lance |
ha ha |
Michael |
Your the one that hangs with Richard |
Lance |
yeah |
Lance |
not everyday though |
Michael |
you've been off for a while ...vacation? |
Lance |
nah |
Lance |
but yeah, I was away for a bit |
Lance |
howd you go after the party? |
Michael |
Did a couple rails before I left and the cab I was in rearendedsome girls...preattywild. |
Lance |
fuck |
Lance |
really? |
Lance |
who were they? |
Michael |
That broad Dawn tried to pick me up at the party,but I wasn't having any of that.If it had of been Jess that would be different |
Lance |
yeah |
Lance |
man i cant hardly remember any of that shit |
Lance |
after i met an old mate and hit the pipe and thats all i know |
Michael |
You and Rich had a good hone going |
Lance |
yeah? |
Lance |
oh fuck man |
Lance |
ha ha ha |
Michael |
Did you end up banging Linda? |
Lance |
funny story |
Lance |
i was for a bit, but it was real dark, and i was kinda fucked up... |
Lance |
its a bit blurry |
Lance |
but i THINK i did her up her arse |
Lance |
i remember it slipping in a bit and she squeeked |
Lance |
but then kinda liked it |
Michael |
That girl floats around work like I don't know what.always making friends with all the guys.Don't matter to me but she seems a little fickle. |
Lance |
say hi for me |
Michael |
You've been at YOM awhile...Does Nancy really have a cock?HAHAHA |
Lance |
dotn know yet.. working on it though |
Lance |
i thought Jess had a boyfriend? |
Michael |
Are you off sick,suspended,what? |
Michael |
She told me she was going on a date 2weeks ago...I was just gonna ask her out too...bad timing or what? |
Lance |
fuck it |
Lance |
go for it |
Lance |
i bet you can outshine the fucker whoever it is |
Lance |
there is no such thing as bad timing |
Michael |
She's kinda crazy Probably a wild-cat oi the sack. |
Lance |
yeah |
Lance |
no fucken starfish |
Lance |
you ever done a SPIDERMAN? |
Lance |
i did one the other night |
Lance |
it is SO fucken funny |
Lance |
you gotta do it |
Michael |
explain |
Lance |
it's is so fucken funny, get a chick to suck your cock, then just as you are about to cum, you pull it out, cum all over the palm of your hand, then fling it in her face and say "Webslinger!" while you do it |
Lance |
then stand up and make a superhero pose |
Michael |
Yeah !!!! |
Lance |
you done it? |
Michael |
no sounds great...wanna be really fried when I do though. |
Lance |
yeah you gotta have an excuse |
Lance |
otherwise that shit gets filmed and on the net and shit |
Lance |
you ever do a black chick on a tuesday? |
Michael |
Done a couple ...not sure about the day tough. |
Lance |
heh e |
Lance |
how does it compare? |
Michael |
Pussy is pussy the way I see it .Some girls just like to fuck more than others.My ol' lady is a fuckin'machine.Loves it all.Fuckin' crazy horny bitch. |
Lance |
he he yeah man |
Lance |
asian pussy is sideways but |
Michael |
Made me come and check out some live dikes on-line ...got all horny and was like ...slam me with that big dick...I'm like ok if I have to. |
Michael |
I love Asian chicks |
Lance |
yeah |
Lance |
i did one a while back, i think i BROKE HER OPNE |
Lance |
she was tiny man |
Michael |
Yeah most are ..not alot off tit but they gotgreat little bodies. |
Lance |
you ever done a turkish chick? |
Michael |
I dont think so..Portugese,Italian,Croat, Chech,all kinds ..no turks though. |
Lance |
why not |
Lance |
? |
Lance |
too hairy? |
Michael |
Probably,not really into the hair thing |
Lance |
yeah me too |
Lance |
it's totally gay huh? |
Michael |
I'd rather see the pussy than have to take the machete to it. |
Lance |
ha ha |
Lance |
classic |
Michael |
I've got this record of old jazz/blues tunes called copulating blues...tune on it called Shave 'em dry...good shit. |
Lance |
ha ha, yeah, pity sometimes there is no time to do it, ha? |
Lance |
like when you have to force it in quick |
Michael |
So you not working now? |
Lance |
nah too busy planning my next fuck |
Michael |
Dirty fucker |
Lance |
relax, most of them deserve it, ha? |
Michael |
Thats what I say too. |
Lance |
howmany you do this month? |
Michael |
Just my ol' lady...but i'm trying to get this chick I used to do...she's got a wicked little body and loves it from behind...keeps putting me off. |
Lance |
just rape her like that other one man |
Michael |
What other one? |
Lance |
didn't you hit that bitch? |
Michael |
Who you talking about? |
Lance |
i dont know, you wouldnt tell anyone her name |
Michael |
Gotta go |
Lance |
pussy |
Lance |
you fucken wuss |
Lance |
ha ha |
Lance |
how do you feel? |
Michael |
I don't know what the fuck you talking about man. |
Michael |
The ol' lady just came home early...had to say hi. |
Lance |
tell her i said hi |
Michael |
What's the deal with this chick I hit thing? |
Lance |
there is a rumour goign round that one of you guys raped a chick one time, and the girls mother is calling the cops and taking down DNA samples and shit |
Lance |
i thought it was you dude |
Michael |
No man not me ...if I want it bad enough a little Irish charm goes a long way... |
Michael |
Was this a temp your talking about? |
Lance |
yeah i think so |
Lance |
you knew her? |
Michael |
The chick and the guy were both temps? |
Lance |
no i thought the guy was you, but it might have been someone else |
Michael |
Must be ...haven't even got a sniff of anyone at work. |
Lance |
i raped a chick form my old job once |
Michael |
Who was the chick at our work? |
Lance |
nah, my other job |
Lance |
at mcDonalds YEARS ago |
Lance |
the manager was a bitch |
Lance |
so i showed her how to take it after work on the counter one night |
Lance |
made sure she never told ANYONE about it, it was so cool |
Michael |
Who was the broad from YOM? |
Lance |
nah |
Michael |
Don't know or wont say? |
Lance |
CANT say |
Lance |
it's a legal thing |
Michael |
OK |
Lance |
you ever fuck your womans friends? |
Michael |
Actually my woman now was friends with my ex. |
Lance |
thats lame |
Lance |
i mean her friends NOW |
Lance |
he he he |
Michael |
Never really met any of them. |
Lance |
well take it form me, when you do, FUCK THEM |
Lance |
it is SO EASY |
Lance |
and even if she finds out, ask her to join in |
Lance |
you can totally get away with it |
Michael |
Well of course,my ol' lady would love that shit. |
Lance |
do it man |
Michael |
Anyway I got some shit to do before work .....like fuck the shit outta the ol' lady ...see ya. |
Lance |
yeah ok fag |
Lance |
mayeb we should fuck one time |
Michael |
You are one sick fuck. |
Lance |
you love it you cocksucker! |
Lance |
ha ha ha |
Lance |
go suck some cum off a shitty dick you fucken cunt!! ha ha ha |
Michael |
Your fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Lance |
thats why you love me you FAGGOT |
Michael |
I hope your joking |
Lance |
not really.. |
Lance |
i do kinda like you.. |
Lance |
i'm not a fag or nothing |
Lance |
but i do want to try a guy one time... |
Lance |
so i thought youd be cool |
Michael |
Thanks but I think I'll pass. |
Lance |
fine |
Lance |
well, the offers there if you ever need you dick sucked |
Lance |
ask me again sdome time |
Michael |
seeya later. |
Okay. Well. Have we all learned a little? I know I have.
On with the show.
For the sake of space, I've changed her screen name from this "fuk the presents, i threw all that shit out, fuk all the crying... didnt mean jack, well guess what, fuk you right back! :'(" to "Coliflower." He calls her that at one point. I think it was in her email or something. Lance used to be "Dark_Anime_Angelll."
UPDATE - 9:27PM: Within minutes of this going up, I was bombarded with email, telling me that this whole thing was ripped from Something Awful. Well, it wasn't, but you're right, he basically takes something they did to somebody on Something Awful, and does it to someone else. Okay, I admit. I don't read Something Awful. To tell you the truth, I don't think very much of Something Awful. Hell, I don't even use the internet. Had I know this before, I probably wouldn't have put it up, but seeing as I have, here it is, as an eternal testament to us webmasters perpetually ripping one another off. Let us never forget that Natalie Portman thing.
Time |
From |
Message |
---|---|---|
5:29:42 PM |
Lance |
hi i'm back |
5:29:46 PM |
Lance |
so any chancE? |
5:30:40 PM |
Coliflower |
lol i have a husband |
5:30:48 PM |
Lance |
i heard he dumped you! |
5:30:49 PM |
Lance |
lol |
5:31:02 PM |
Coliflower |
who u hear that from? |
5:31:07 PM |
Lance |
Jess |
5:31:20 PM |
Lance |
she told a mate of mine who you met a while ago |
5:31:22 PM |
Lance |
from tafe |
5:31:43 PM |
Coliflower |
lol nope we stil together |
5:31:47 PM |
Coliflower |
jess is a story tella |
5:31:58 PM |
Lance |
that bitch. |
5:32:02 PM |
Lance |
fucken always makes shit up |
5:32:06 PM |
Coliflower |
yep |
5:32:11 PM |
Lance |
(pi) |
5:32:17 PM |
Lance |
you like me though? |
5:32:24 PM |
Lance |
like if you werent married to your boyfriend |
5:32:31 PM |
Coliflower |
i dont think ive met ya |
5:32:43 PM |
Lance |
yeah remember I asked you out that time? |
5:33:09 PM |
Coliflower |
to where? |
5:33:14 PM |
Lance |
ha ha lol |
5:33:17 PM |
Lance |
dont worry about it |
5:33:22 PM |
Coliflower |
refresh my mem pls |
5:33:29 PM |
Lance |
you obviously love your boyfriend a lot to not remmeber me |
5:33:35 PM |
Lance |
or do you never remember anyone? |
5:33:37 PM |
Coliflower |
prolly yes |
5:34:16 PM |
Lance |
(ip) |
5:34:19 PM |
Lance |
(um) |
5:34:26 PM |
Coliflower |
cant see those pics |
5:34:27 PM |
Lance |
:| |
5:34:30 PM |
Lance |
he he lol |
5:34:34 PM |
Coliflower |
i have an older version |
5:34:34 PM |
Lance |
it is a sad face at you |
5:34:44 PM |
Lance |
*-) |
5:34:45 PM |
Coliflower |
lol ah ok.. yeh well |
5:34:46 PM |
Lance |
(bah) |
5:35:16 PM |
Lance |
1111 |
5:35:18 PM |
Lance |
1111 |
5:35:19 PM |
Lance |
1111 |
5:35:21 PM |
Lance |
1111 |
5:35:24 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the |
5:35:36 PM |
Lance |
ok, I gotta go for a sec |
5:35:38 PM |
Coliflower |
so u remember wat i look like or no? |
5:35:44 PM |
Lance |
but my mum will check her email... in a minute |
5:35:47 PM |
Lance |
not really, |
5:35:51 PM |
Lance |
what u look like? |
5:35:51 PM |
Coliflower |
k |
5:36:04 PM |
Lance |
u have a recent pic? |
5:36:28 PM |
Lance |
hey? |
5:36:32 PM |
Coliflower |
nope |
5:36:34 PM |
Lance |
Mum isnt upstairs yet |
5:36:36 PM |
Lance |
ok |
5:36:40 PM |
Lance |
what you look like then? |
5:36:53 PM |
Coliflower |
well u must remember if you've asked me out |
5:37:04 PM |
Lance |
lol |
5:37:09 PM |
Lance |
sorry, i need a pic |
5:37:15 PM |
Lance |
i ask a lot of girls out all the time |
5:37:16 PM |
Coliflower |
lol |
5:37:24 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh im sure u do |
5:37:31 PM |
Lance |
on te internert |
5:37:47 PM |
Coliflower |
so i havent met ya |
5:37:50 PM |
Lance |
oh, my mums using the computer in a sec, please DON"T REPLY to her |
5:37:58 PM |
Coliflower |
ok |
5:38:03 PM |
Lance |
i'm SERIOUS, whatever she writes, she fucks with my MSN, DONT TALK TO HER OK??? |
5:38:04 PM |
Lance |
THANKS.. |
5:38:10 PM |
Coliflower |
k |
5:38:13 PM |
Lance |
I WIL BE BACK IN LIKE TEN MINUTES |
5:38:15 PM |
Lance |
cya |
5:38:17 PM |
Lance |
stay online |
5:38:18 PM |
Coliflower |
bai |
5:38:20 PM |
Coliflower |
k |
5:39:50 PM |
Lance |
IS THIS A WOMAN? |
5:39:55 PM |
Lance |
ANSWER ME PLEASE? |
5:40:09 PM |
Lance |
WHO IS THIS? |
5:40:24 PM |
Lance |
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO MY BOY UNLESS I MEET YOUR PARENTS |
5:40:33 PM |
Lance |
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHO THIS IS HE TALKS TO ALL NIGHT |
5:40:39 PM |
Lance |
WHO IS THIS? |
5:41:00 PM |
Lance |
I NEED TO CHECK UP ON MY SON |
5:41:03 PM |
Lance |
WHO IS THIS PLEASE? |
5:41:14 PM |
Lance |
SUCH PROFRANITY IN YOUR USERNAME |
5:41:31 PM |
Lance |
YOU HAVE TRULY LET JESUS OUT OF YOUR LIFE I WILL LEAVE THE COMUATER NOW |
5:41:57 PM |
Lance |
ok |
5:41:59 PM |
Lance |
hey |
5:42:11 PM |
Lance |
hey |
5:42:20 PM |
Lance |
did she do anything on my computeR? |
5:42:45 PM |
Lance |
hello? Colliflower? |
5:42:58 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the fuk |
5:43:09 PM |
Coliflower |
ur mums a psyco |
5:43:19 PM |
Lance |
I AM HIS MUM |
5:43:22 PM |
Lance |
YOU TRAMP |
5:43:25 PM |
Lance |
I NEVER LEFT THE COMPUTER |
5:43:29 PM |
Lance |
YOU LITTLE TRAMP |
5:43:33 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the fuk |
5:43:37 PM |
Coliflower |
soo confused right now |
5:43:41 PM |
Lance |
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY SON |
5:43:53 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE CONFUSED BECUASE YOU NEED GOD IN YOUR LOST LIFE |
5:43:55 PM |
Coliflower |
then why is he talking to me |
5:43:58 PM |
Lance |
HE WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY |
5:44:08 PM |
Lance |
BECAUSE HE CHASES GIRLS ALL THE TIME |
5:44:20 PM |
Coliflower |
but thats normal |
5:44:21 PM |
Lance |
THE TEMPT HIM WITH THIER BREASTS IN SKIMPY WHORE CLOTHING |
5:44:33 PM |
Lance |
IT"S NOT NORMAL IT MAKES YOU BURN IN HELL |
5:44:34 PM |
Coliflower |
well im not one of those girls |
5:44:39 PM |
Lance |
WHO ARE YOU? |
5:44:50 PM |
Lance |
IS THIS NORMAL? |
5:44:51 PM |
Lance |
"fuk the presents, i threw all that shit out, fuk all the crying... didnt mean jack, well guess what, fuk you right back! says:" |
5:44:58 PM |
Lance |
WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?? |
5:45:04 PM |
Coliflower |
u obviously havent heard the song have u |
5:45:05 PM |
Lance |
YOU TREAT MEN LIKE MEAT |
5:45:10 PM |
Coliflower |
i dont |
5:45:11 PM |
Lance |
WHAT SONG? IS IT GOTH SONG? |
5:45:14 PM |
Lance |
DEVIL MUSIC? |
5:45:15 PM |
Coliflower |
i have a husband |
5:45:25 PM |
Lance |
OH YES |
5:45:31 PM |
Lance |
I'M CERTAIN YOU DO |
5:45:35 PM |
Lance |
PUT HIM ON PLEASE |
5:46:08 PM |
Lance |
HELLO? |
5:46:12 PM |
Lance |
S{EAK TO ME |
5:46:22 PM |
Coliflower |
hang on |
5:46:23 PM |
Lance |
I WILL PUT HIM ON WHEN I GET SOME ANSWERS |
5:47:05 PM |
Lance |
WHO IS THIS? |
5:47:09 PM |
Lance |
WHAT IS YOUR NAME??? |
5:48:26 PM |
Lance |
DID YOU HACK MY PROGRAM |
5:48:33 PM |
Lance |
WHY CANT YOU WRITE BACK TO ME YOUG LADY |
5:48:57 PM |
Lance |
WHAT IS THIS |
5:49:09 PM |
Lance |
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU TONIGHT YOU SLUT |
5:50:11 PM |
Lance |
HOW DOES THIS PROGRAM WORK |
5:50:19 PM |
Lance |
THAT IS IT. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH |
5:50:25 PM |
Lance |
I AM LEAVING THE COMPUATER |
5:53:15 PM |
Lance |
hi |
5:53:19 PM |
Lance |
my mums is gone now |
5:53:24 PM |
Lance |
she went down stairs |
5:53:27 PM |
Lance |
fucken crazy |
5:53:34 PM |
Lance |
i heard her swearing at the computers |
5:53:42 PM |
Lance |
you must have said somtehign very funny to her |
5:53:42 PM |
Lance |
! |
5:53:43 PM |
Lance |
lol |
5:53:52 PM |
Lance |
i sometimes go ROFL at stuff |
5:54:21 PM |
Lance |
are you still onl;ine like i said? |
5:54:23 PM |
Lance |
hey? |
5:54:29 PM |
Lance |
WHere did you go? |
5:54:40 PM |
Lance |
:'( |
5:54:44 PM |
Coliflower |
lol |
5:54:51 PM |
Lance |
hey ur back |
5:55:01 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the fuk |
5:55:07 PM |
Lance |
wha? |
5:55:12 PM |
Lance |
what wtf or? |
5:55:13 PM |
Coliflower |
ur mums wierd |
5:55:20 PM |
Lance |
what? |
5:55:23 PM |
Lance |
have you met her? |
5:55:27 PM |
Coliflower |
wat no |
5:55:33 PM |
Coliflower |
on the net |
5:55:37 PM |
Coliflower |
she tricked me |
5:55:41 PM |
Coliflower |
she said it was you |
5:56:18 PM |
Lance |
holy shit really? |
5:56:25 PM |
Coliflower |
read up |
5:56:28 PM |
Coliflower |
scroll bak |
5:56:31 PM |
Lance |
she is getting craftier everytime! |
5:56:32 PM |
Lance |
i cant |
5:56:36 PM |
Lance |
she deletes the chat logs |
5:56:41 PM |
Lance |
crazy fucken bithc |
5:56:42 PM |
Coliflower |
shes all in capitals |
5:56:45 PM |
Lance |
really? |
5:56:52 PM |
Lance |
That's fucked up bitch |
5:57:02 PM |
Coliflower |
she said god needs to help you and ur fuked up cos of ur name |
5:57:14 PM |
Lance |
ha ha, really? |
5:57:14 PM |
Coliflower |
and u chase girls and she says its not normal |
5:57:17 PM |
Lance |
thats so funny |
5:57:21 PM |
Lance |
you chase girls? wtf? |
5:57:34 PM |
Coliflower |
and im like wat the fuk? if he didnt chase girls it would be not normal |
5:57:37 PM |
Coliflower |
you |
5:57:55 PM |
Lance |
WHAT??? |
5:57:59 PM |
Coliflower |
and shes like .. dont talk to him cos hes chassing you |
5:58:03 PM |
Coliflower |
im like wat the fuk? |
5:58:03 PM |
Lance |
OMG what did you say? |
5:58:08 PM |
Coliflower |
ur psyco |
5:58:11 PM |
Lance |
you did NOT say FUK to my mum? |
5:58:15 PM |
Coliflower |
no |
5:58:17 PM |
Lance |
cool |
5:58:19 PM |
Coliflower |
im nice |
5:58:21 PM |
Lance |
i should be safe |
5:58:22 PM |
Lance |
cool |
5:58:24 PM |
Lance |
yes you are |
5:58:32 PM |
Lance |
how nice are you |
5:58:34 PM |
Lance |
? |
5:58:39 PM |
Coliflower |
she didnt believe me that im married |
5:58:44 PM |
Lance |
I dont either |
5:58:56 PM |
Lance |
update your profile if you are married, it says ur single |
5:58:59 PM |
Coliflower |
oh my god |
5:59:02 PM |
Lance |
so i was oging to have another try at you |
5:59:09 PM |
Coliflower |
ah crap.. yeh forgot bout htat |
5:59:15 PM |
Lance |
you are so lying |
5:59:24 PM |
Coliflower |
i have pics to prove it |
5:59:29 PM |
Lance |
no way |
5:59:44 PM |
Lance |
i dont believe you |
5:59:47 PM |
Coliflower |
yes way |
5:59:53 PM |
Lance |
prove it |
6:00:47 PM |
Lance |
ha ha ha, are you busy trying to FAKE a photograph???? |
6:00:48 PM |
Lance |
he he lol |
6:00:54 PM |
Coliflower |
no |
6:01:02 PM |
Coliflower |
i had ta check ma food if its burning |
6:01:06 PM |
Lance |
ok |
6:01:07 PM |
Lance |
send me a pic |
6:01:14 PM |
Lance |
i think you are full of shit |
6:02:07 PM |
Coliflower |
ok hang on gonna look through ma files |
6:02:11 PM |
Lance |
k |
6:04:41 PM |
Lance |
ha ha |
6:04:44 PM |
Lance |
i knew you lied |
6:04:47 PM |
Lance |
now you have to marry me |
6:04:59 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the fuk |
6:05:01 PM |
Coliflower |
no no |
6:05:03 PM |
Coliflower |
hang on... |
6:05:06 PM |
Lance |
k |
6:06:56 PM |
Lance |
but |
6:06:57 PM |
Lance |
nut |
6:07:02 PM |
Lance |
if you dont have anything just say so |
6:07:09 PM |
Lance |
i wont be dissapointe |
6:07:10 PM |
Lance |
d |
6:07:12 PM |
Lance |
he he lol |
6:07:21 PM |
Coliflower |
hang on.. trying to find |
6:07:29 PM |
Lance |
bullshit |
6:07:33 PM |
Coliflower |
i dont think ihave em on here.. ok i wil scan |
6:07:39 PM |
Lance |
really? |
6:07:40 PM |
Lance |
cool |
6:07:45 PM |
Lance |
thanks a lot |
6:09:04 PM |
Lance |
did u scan yet? |
6:09:25 PM |
Lance |
ha? |
6:09:30 PM |
Lance |
whats u with thast? |
6:11:39 PM |
Lance |
hey woman |
6:11:42 PM |
Lance |
scan it already |
6:11:51 PM |
Lance |
OMG i cant beleive the slowness of you today |
6:12:06 PM |
Lance |
are you like on the phone or some shit? |
6:12:11 PM |
Lance |
(T) |
6:12:14 PM |
Lance |
(mp) |
6:12:16 PM |
Lance |
(co) |
6:12:28 PM |
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6:12:52 PM |
Lance |
hey whats wrong |
6:12:56 PM |
Lance |
why arent you talking to me? |
6:13:00 PM |
Coliflower |
hang on |
6:13:04 PM |
Lance |
:'( |
6:13:09 PM |
Lance |
for what? |
6:13:14 PM |
Lance |
my cock to shrivell up? |
6:13:35 PM |
Lance |
he he |
6:13:38 PM |
Lance |
just joking |
6:13:45 PM |
Lance |
hope that wasnt too rude for you |
6:14:07 PM |
Lance |
:'( |
6:14:09 PM |
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6:14:28 PM |
Coliflower |
u know much bout jewish weddings? |
6:14:30 PM |
Lance |
cool |
6:14:32 PM |
Lance |
no |
6:14:34 PM |
Lance |
do you? |
6:14:42 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh i had one |
6:14:46 PM |
Lance |
really? |
6:14:51 PM |
Lance |
was it fun? what do they wear? |
6:15:17 PM |
Lance |
my mum ates jewish religions |
6:15:20 PM |
Coliflower |
not good photo |
6:15:31 PM |
Coliflower |
and do i care?? no |
6:15:32 PM |
Lance |
lol |
6:15:34 PM |
Lance |
he he |
6:15:37 PM |
Lance |
yeah she is insane |
6:15:44 PM |
Lance |
I like the jerry sienfeld |
6:15:47 PM |
Lance |
he is a jewish |
6:15:56 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh |
6:16:05 PM |
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6:16:06 PM |
Lance |
YEAH |
6:16:23 PM |
Lance |
i got the pic |
6:16:30 PM |
Lance |
that is SO NOT YOU YOU FUCKING LYER |
6:16:38 PM |
Lance |
AND IT IS STILL HIS MOTHER HERE THIS WHOLE TIME |
6:16:40 PM |
Coliflower |
oh my god |
6:16:44 PM |
Lance |
YOU GULLIBLE LITTLE SLUT |
6:16:45 PM |
Lance |
LUT |
6:16:55 PM |
Lance |
I KNEW YOU LIED AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL |
6:16:57 PM |
Coliflower |
fine dont believe me |
6:17:01 PM |
Lance |
FUCK YOU |
6:17:03 PM |
Coliflower |
no u wil burn in hell |
6:17:07 PM |
Lance |
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE |
6:17:09 PM |
Coliflower |
and u have no manners |
6:17:14 PM |
Lance |
I HAVE DONT NOTHIGN WRONG GOD LOVES ME |
6:17:15 PM |
Coliflower |
im not in ur house |
6:17:26 PM |
Lance |
YOU ENTER THROUGH THE DEVILS COMPUTERS |
6:17:35 PM |
Coliflower |
u have no respect for others do u |
6:17:50 PM |
Lance |
I BELIEVE IN LOVIGN ALL OF GODS CREATURES |
6:17:56 PM |
Coliflower |
well there u go |
6:18:00 PM |
Lance |
EXCEPT YOU |
6:18:02 PM |
Coliflower |
and yet ur so rude to other ppl |
6:18:09 PM |
Lance |
YOU SLAG OF A TRAMP OF A WHORE |
6:18:14 PM |
Lance |
HOW MANY MAN DO YOU SLEEP WITH? |
6:18:24 PM |
Coliflower |
u prolly dont even know wat those words mean |
6:18:24 PM |
Lance |
AND PROBABLY PERFORM THE ORAL SEX TOO DONT YOU |
6:18:31 PM |
Coliflower |
cos u dont know how to use them properly |
6:18:40 PM |
Lance |
DONT YOU TELL ME HOW TO TALK YOUNG LADY |
6:18:44 PM |
Coliflower |
and dont u have a husband |
6:18:50 PM |
Lance |
I WILL NOT BE TALKED DOWN TO HOW DARE YOU |
6:19:02 PM |
Lance |
HE IS DEAD |
6:19:02 PM |
Coliflower |
well u need to wash ur mouth out with soap if u swear |
6:19:12 PM |
Lance |
THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL |
6:19:15 PM |
Coliflower |
im really sorry |
6:19:20 PM |
Lance |
I'LL BET |
6:19:24 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE NOT SORRY |
6:19:28 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE A TRAMP |
6:19:31 PM |
Coliflower |
wat do u want me to say |
6:19:37 PM |
Lance |
APOLAGISE |
6:19:37 PM |
Coliflower |
u know nothing about me |
6:19:40 PM |
Lance |
ACCEPT JESUS |
6:19:45 PM |
Lance |
AND ALL IS FORGIVEN |
6:19:47 PM |
Lance |
REPENT |
6:19:48 PM |
Lance |
REPENT |
6:19:50 PM |
Lance |
REPENT |
6:19:52 PM |
Lance |
REPENT |
6:20:06 PM |
Lance |
IS JESUS CHRIST YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR? |
6:20:25 PM |
Coliflower |
wat umm dont think so |
6:20:29 PM |
Lance |
DID YOU KNOW my son is a homosexual? |
6:20:37 PM |
Lance |
I would forgive you if you could purge his faggot demons |
6:20:39 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur point? |
6:20:50 PM |
Lance |
he must be turned into a man and not a sissy |
6:20:56 PM |
Coliflower |
if he wants to be homosexual he can |
6:21:01 PM |
Lance |
NOT HE CAN NOT |
6:21:12 PM |
Lance |
IT IS THE DEVILS INTENTIONS TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH OTHER MEN |
6:21:13 PM |
Coliflower |
how old his he |
6:21:23 PM |
Lance |
READ THE SECOND HALF OF THE BIBLE YOU JEWISH INBRED FUCKEN SLUT |
6:21:30 PM |
Lance |
22 |
6:21:55 PM |
Coliflower |
well there no repect there watso eva... no for ur son..... |
6:22:00 PM |
Coliflower |
ur heartless |
6:22:06 PM |
Coliflower |
saying that about ur son |
6:22:08 PM |
Lance |
I HAVE JESUS IN MY HEART |
6:22:09 PM |
Coliflower |
UR OWN SON |
6:22:13 PM |
Lance |
HE IS A GOOD BOY |
6:22:17 PM |
Coliflower |
ur own flesh and blood |
6:22:20 PM |
Lance |
JUST NEEDS THE DEMONS TO BE GONE |
6:22:26 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh saying hes homosexual and that wrong and shit |
6:22:29 PM |
Lance |
HE NEEDS THE HOT LOVE OF A WOMAN |
6:22:30 PM |
Coliflower |
u should support him |
6:22:36 PM |
Lance |
I'LL SUPPORT NOTHING |
6:22:39 PM |
Lance |
U SUPPORT HIM |
6:22:44 PM |
Lance |
I SUPPORT THE LORD |
6:22:54 PM |
Lance |
HE NEEDS TO HAVE REGULAR INTERCOURSE |
6:23:18 PM |
Lance |
I FORCED HIM TO GO TO A BROTHLE LAST NIGHT, AND HE CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME |
6:23:33 PM |
Lance |
HE SAID THAT HE HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN, BUT I DONT BELIEVE THE SIN IS PURGED |
6:23:57 PM |
Lance |
CAN YOU please help him out? |
6:24:00 PM |
Lance |
for his sake, not mine |
6:24:05 PM |
Lance |
my soul is safe |
6:24:23 PM |
Coliflower |
if ur religious u shouldnt have sent him to a brothal |
6:24:31 PM |
Lance |
WH Y THE FUCK NOT? |
6:25:12 PM |
Coliflower |
because sex is sacred... well it says that in the bible!! thats giving all ur faith away |
6:25:37 PM |
Lance |
HOW DO YOU MEAN? |
6:25:47 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur askin me to help him out? geez.. i thought u hate me |
6:25:54 PM |
Coliflower |
make up ur mind! |
6:26:01 PM |
Lance |
I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES |
6:26:05 PM |
Lance |
WILL YOU HELP ME? |
6:26:12 PM |
Lance |
I CAN PAY MONEY IF THAT IS THE ISSUE |
6:26:15 PM |
Coliflower |
and no i cant because im MARRIED |
6:26:26 PM |
Lance |
PERHAPS ONE OF YOUR HARLETT FRIENDS COULD DO IT |
6:26:38 PM |
Lance |
he is well hung, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THIS |
6:26:42 PM |
Lance |
I BATH HIM SOMENIGHTS |
6:26:52 PM |
Coliflower |
hes 22! he can bath himself |
6:27:00 PM |
Lance |
NOT PROPERLY HE CANT |
6:27:06 PM |
Lance |
NOT THE WAY MY ANNOINTED HANDS CAN |
6:27:10 PM |
Lance |
WITH HOLY OILS |
6:27:32 PM |
Lance |
WILL YOU ALLOW HIS LIFE TO CONTINUE ON THIS PATH OF SIN AND DESTRUCTION |
6:27:34 PM |
Lance |
? |
6:28:15 PM |
Coliflower |
ok... the church also ACCEPTS homosexuals......... did you know that? or havent u caught up on the goss? |
6:28:30 PM |
Lance |
WHAT CHURCH? THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DIVISIONS MISSY |
6:28:40 PM |
Coliflower |
most |
6:28:47 PM |
Coliflower |
within the world |
6:28:48 PM |
Lance |
WELL NOT MINE |
6:28:54 PM |
Lance |
AND CERTAINLY NOT IN MY BATHROOM |
6:29:01 PM |
Lance |
I COUGHT HIM ONCE WITH A BOYFRIEND IN THERE |
6:29:05 PM |
Lance |
IT WAS SINFUL AND WRONG |
6:29:09 PM |
Lance |
AND DISGUSTING TOO |
6:29:24 PM |
Coliflower |
well just ignore it then |
6:29:44 PM |
Coliflower |
its his life and not urs.. hes 22 for gods sakes.. he can make up is own mind about what he wants and doesnt] |
6:29:59 PM |
Lance |
WHY SAY THIS? DOES THE IDEA OF TWO MEN AROUSE YOU? |
6:30:09 PM |
Lance |
YOU PROBABLY LIKE TO BE IN A SHOWER WITH TWO MEN |
6:30:10 PM |
Coliflower |
how would u like it if he forced u to like women and have sex with women.. how would u feal about that |
6:30:21 PM |
Lance |
I WOULD LIKE IT JUST FINE |
6:30:29 PM |
Lance |
IF THE LORD WANTED IT THAT WAY |
6:30:40 PM |
Lance |
THE BIBLE SAYS NOTHIGN ABOUT GIRLS WITH OTHER GIRSL |
6:30:42 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur saying that its wrong for to men??!! its the same principle as 2 women |
6:30:44 PM |
Lance |
ONLY FAGGOTS |
6:30:52 PM |
Lance |
NO THEY HAVE PENISES |
6:31:06 PM |
Lance |
AND TESTICLES FULL OF DISEASE AND GOOP |
6:31:09 PM |
Coliflower |
homosexual = girl and girl, boy and boy.. same thing |
6:31:14 PM |
Lance |
NO |
6:31:17 PM |
Lance |
i dont believe YOU |
6:31:23 PM |
Lance |
HOMO - MAN |
6:31:30 PM |
Lance |
look it up you uneducated trash |
6:31:33 PM |
Coliflower |
well ur very foolish then |
6:31:38 PM |
Lance |
SO ARE YOU |
6:31:55 PM |
Lance |
DO you LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS? |
6:32:10 PM |
Coliflower |
why do you ask that? |
6:32:22 PM |
Lance |
IT IS IN MY SONS COLLECTION OF VIDEOS |
6:32:29 PM |
Lance |
I DONT KNOW IF IT OS SUITABLE |
6:32:31 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur point? |
6:32:33 PM |
Lance |
WHAT AOUT AVRIL LAVIGNE |
6:32:36 PM |
Lance |
? |
6:32:38 PM |
Lance |
SHE LOOKS NICE |
6:32:40 PM |
Coliflower |
no i hate her |
6:32:42 PM |
Lance |
WHY? |
6:32:49 PM |
Lance |
DID SHE DO SOMETHING WRONG? |
6:32:50 PM |
Coliflower |
dont like her music |
6:32:56 PM |
Lance |
IS IT NOT JEWISH LIKE YOU? |
6:33:00 PM |
Coliflower |
i dont HATE her as such |
6:33:05 PM |
Coliflower |
i just dont like her music |
6:33:13 PM |
Lance |
TOO HARDCORE PUNK FOR YOU?? |
6:33:13 PM |
Coliflower |
that has nothing to do with it |
6:33:33 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh not really my style |
6:33:45 PM |
Lance |
YES, SHE REALLY SOLD OUT AFTER SK8TER BOI |
6:33:52 PM |
Lance |
SO |WHAT IS YOUR MUSIC STYLE??? |
6:34:10 PM |
Lance |
AFRICAN DRUMS? |
6:34:11 PM |
Coliflower |
i like everything |
6:34:16 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh not bad |
6:34:17 PM |
Lance |
BUT NOT AVRIL LAVIGNE? |
6:34:20 PM |
Coliflower |
wats urs? |
6:34:21 PM |
Lance |
SHE IS SO CUTE THOUGH |
6:34:32 PM |
Lance |
I LIKE SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - THE EARLY STUFF |
6:34:35 PM |
Coliflower |
shes ok... yeh but her musics hmm okkk |
6:34:37 PM |
Lance |
THE NEW STUFF IS KINDA GAY |
6:34:44 PM |
Lance |
YOU SHOULD PLAY IT BACKWARDS |
6:34:47 PM |
Lance |
IT SOUND SMUCH BETTER |
6:34:54 PM |
Coliflower |
with msgs? |
6:34:59 PM |
Lance |
MSG? |
6:35:01 PM |
Lance |
CHINESE FOOD? |
6:35:05 PM |
Coliflower |
lol no |
6:35:05 PM |
Lance |
I HATE CHINESE PEOPLE |
6:35:13 PM |
Coliflower |
thats racist |
6:35:13 PM |
Lance |
THEY EAT DOGS YO(U KNOW |
6:35:16 PM |
Lance |
NO IT ISNT |
6:35:18 PM |
Coliflower |
i know |
6:35:19 PM |
Lance |
IT'S CULTURAL |
6:35:20 PM |
Coliflower |
thats a shame |
6:35:36 PM |
Lance |
ALSO, WHITES ARE ALL MORONS |
6:35:44 PM |
Lance |
THEY STEAL LAND FROM US AND TAKE OUR WOMAN |
6:35:51 PM |
Coliflower |
so ur black?? |
6:35:57 PM |
Coliflower |
dark coloured? |
6:35:58 PM |
Lance |
AS BLACK AS A NIGGERS ARSEHOLE |
6:36:10 PM |
Coliflower |
is ur son dark? |
6:36:17 PM |
Lance |
AS the NIGHT ITSELF |
6:36:25 PM |
Lance |
HE HAS A HUGE PENIS |
6:36:28 PM |
Lance |
IT IS ALL TRUE |
6:36:32 PM |
Lance |
THE RUMOURS |
6:36:34 PM |
Lance |
THE INUENDO |
6:36:37 PM |
Lance |
ALL OF IT |
6:36:37 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur his mother saying this. ur so perverted |
6:36:46 PM |
Lance |
I HAD TO TEACH HIM HOW TO USE IT |
6:36:54 PM |
Lance |
OF COURSE I"VE SEEN IT, AND TRIED IT |
6:37:05 PM |
Lance |
YOUR FATHER DIDNT DO THE SAME WITH YOU? |
6:37:18 PM |
Coliflower |
that incent |
6:37:19 PM |
Lance |
MY HUSBAND DID WITH MY TWO DAUGHTERS |
6:37:25 PM |
Lance |
THEY ARE FINE NOW |
6:37:29 PM |
Lance |
IT IS A TEACHING TOOL |
6:37:45 PM |
Coliflower |
cant they experiment with other people? |
6:37:47 PM |
Lance |
WHAT IS "INCENT?" |
6:37:49 PM |
Lance |
CERTAINLY |
6:37:52 PM |
Lance |
I ENCOURAGE IT |
6:37:53 PM |
Coliflower |
incest |
6:37:56 PM |
Coliflower |
i ment |
6:37:59 PM |
Lance |
oH OK |
6:38:03 PM |
Lance |
WHAT IS MENT? |
6:38:09 PM |
Lance |
A JEWISH SWEAR WORDS? |
6:38:20 PM |
Lance |
EXPERIMENTING IS GOOD |
6:38:34 PM |
Lance |
THEY CAN CLEAR OUT THE SIN THROUGH TRYING IT AND SEEING HOW EVIL IT IS |
6:38:50 PM |
Lance |
LIKE YOU MUST HAVE AS A YOUNG GIRL? |
6:38:53 PM |
Lance |
WE ALL DID IT |
6:38:55 PM |
Lance |
DID YOU? |
6:39:11 PM |
Coliflower |
had sex with my father? umm no |
6:39:19 PM |
Lance |
NOT THAT, I mean experiment |
6:39:24 PM |
Lance |
with boys, or girls... |
6:39:25 PM |
Coliflower |
why dont u go to a priest and tell him that |
6:39:33 PM |
Lance |
i will |
6:39:36 PM |
Lance |
tomorow morning |
6:39:39 PM |
Coliflower |
and see what he says |
6:39:42 PM |
Lance |
i can pray for you if you like |
6:39:45 PM |
Coliflower |
that u touch ur son |
6:39:53 PM |
Coliflower |
i dont need ur prayers |
6:40:03 PM |
Lance |
everyone needs jesus and his prayers |
6:40:15 PM |
Lance |
even experimental girls like you can still be saved |
6:40:20 PM |
Lance |
it is totally natural |
6:40:51 PM |
Coliflower |
like me?? ok like i said... u know nothing about me |
6:41:06 PM |
Lance |
tell me about yourself |
6:41:09 PM |
Lance |
please |
6:41:14 PM |
Coliflower |
no |
6:41:24 PM |
Lance |
then how can i ever understand and appreciate you? |
6:41:48 PM |
Coliflower |
ur a psyco and i cant really believe a word you say |
6:41:52 PM |
Coliflower |
so no |
6:41:56 PM |
Lance |
OK |
6:41:59 PM |
Lance |
THAT IS FAIR ENOUGH |
6:42:06 PM |
Lance |
DO YOU LIKE WOMEN? |
6:42:12 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur saying all that shit and its all against religion |
6:42:20 PM |
Coliflower |
as friends yes |
6:42:32 PM |
Lance |
IF YOU THINK I CANT TELL THE TRUTH,, PERHAPS we should indulge in some fantasy? |
6:42:45 PM |
Lance |
have you ever been drunk at a party and had one thing lead to another with a female? |
6:42:45 PM |
Coliflower |
fantasy |
6:42:47 PM |
Coliflower |
no thanks |
6:42:47 PM |
Lance |
yes |
6:42:53 PM |
Lance |
it's not dirty |
6:42:59 PM |
Lance |
it's completely normal |
6:43:03 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur like 50 |
6:43:05 PM |
Lance |
we each act out a role |
6:43:07 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur saying all this |
6:43:16 PM |
Lance |
pretend I am 25 |
6:43:26 PM |
Lance |
and i will pretend you are 50 |
6:43:33 PM |
Lance |
see how you like it then, reverse the roles |
6:43:39 PM |
Lance |
it will be a learing experience |
6:43:41 PM |
Lance |
? |
6:43:44 PM |
Lance |
what do you think? |
6:43:58 PM |
Lance |
You must be about 30 YEARS OLD? |
6:44:01 PM |
Lance |
IS THAT CORRECT? |
6:44:09 PM |
Coliflower |
i hope u get all the help u need |
6:44:16 PM |
Lance |
HOW OLD ARE YOU??? |
6:44:51 PM |
Coliflower |
because u are really fuked up.... touching ur children and stuff. thats sick |
6:44:59 PM |
Lance |
I BET YOU ARE 32 |
6:45:02 PM |
Lance |
AM I CORRECT? |
6:45:19 PM |
Coliflower |
no |
6:45:21 PM |
Lance |
BECAUSE UNDER THE AGE OF 29 IS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED |
6:45:49 PM |
Coliflower |
no its not |
6:45:54 PM |
Lance |
YES IT IS |
6:46:02 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE THROWING AWAY YOUR LIFE |
6:46:06 PM |
Lance |
AND YOU HATE BLACKS |
6:46:11 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE A DISGRACE |
6:46:17 PM |
Lance |
YOU RACIST LITTLE FUCK |
6:46:25 PM |
Coliflower |
no im not |
6:46:38 PM |
Coliflower |
im friends with lots |
6:46:51 PM |
Lance |
LOTS OF WHAT? |
6:46:54 PM |
Lance |
BLACKS? |
6:46:58 PM |
Lance |
HOW CONVENIENT!!! |
6:47:01 PM |
Lance |
PROVE IT |
6:47:40 PM |
Lance |
HELLO? ARE YOU STILL THERE? |
6:47:42 PM |
Coliflower |
how can i prove it |
6:47:49 PM |
Lance |
A PHOTO NEEVR LIES |
6:48:02 PM |
Coliflower |
i have no photos of them on my computer |
6:48:03 PM |
Coliflower |
so no |
6:48:06 PM |
Lance |
THEM?!?!?! |
6:48:13 PM |
Lance |
YOU CALL BLACK PEOPLE "them" |
6:48:14 PM |
Coliflower |
yes them |
6:48:16 PM |
Lance |
WHAT ARE WE???? |
6:48:17 PM |
Lance |
ALIENS??? |
6:48:20 PM |
Lance |
YOU ARE RACIST |
6:48:22 PM |
Coliflower |
wat the hell |
6:48:27 PM |
Coliflower |
i said nothing of the sort |
6:48:29 PM |
Lance |
I AM GOIGN TO SEND YOUR DETAILS TO THE MAYOR |
6:48:31 PM |
Coliflower |
ur saying that |
6:48:43 PM |
Lance |
THE MAYOR OF MELBOURNE STEVE BRACKS |
6:49:18 PM |
Coliflower |
yeh im sure |
6:49:24 PM |
Coliflower |
for wat |
6:49:36 PM |
Coliflower |
and hes not the mayor u idiot |
6:49:54 PM |
Lance |
WHAT NOW??? LEBONESE PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY ???? |
6:49:57 PM |
Lance |
ARE YOU THAT RACIST?? |
6:50:07 PM |
Coliflower |
i said nothing of the sort |
6:50:13 PM |
Lance |
I BET YOU CONVENIENTLY HAVE TWENTY LEBONESE FRIENDS NOW!!! |
6:50:15 PM |
Lance |
YOU DID |
6:50:26 PM |
Lance |
FUCK YOU SLUT |
6:50:29 PM |
Lance |
YOU FUCKING SLUT |
6:50:34 PM |
Lance |
GOD HATES YOU |
6:50:42 PM |
Coliflower |
no GOD HATES U |
6:50:56 PM |
Lance |
Why do you have to say that? It really hurts my black heart |
6:51:04 PM |
Lance |
all i want is some female attention |
6:51:05 PM |
Coliflower |
well ur being rude |
6:51:11 PM |
Lance |
playing with my sons penis all day is boring |
6:51:11 PM |
Coliflower |
and ur disobaying all his rles |
6:51:22 PM |
Lance |
i need some juicy cunt |
6:51:27 PM |
Coliflower |
wellu aint gonna get it by being rude |
6:51:33 PM |
Lance |
how do i get it then? |
6:51:43 PM |
Coliflower |
u betta work it out then dont u |
6:51:47 PM |
Lance |
what? |
6:51:48 PM |
Lance |
how? |
6:52:02 PM |
Lance |
i want a piece of your hot dripping arse right now |
6:52:16 PM |
Coliflower |
so u go get some help... some therapy and then GOD MAY FORGIVE YOU |
6:52:32 PM |
Lance |
at least i didnt kill jesus |
6:52:54 PM |
Lance |
do you like southpark? |
6:53:03 PM |
Coliflower |
no cos its shit |
6:53:09 PM |
Lance |
you want cyber? |
6:53:14 PM |
Lance |
i'm bloody good\ |
6:53:30 PM |
Lance |
i could cum you under the table |
6:53:52 PM |
Lance |
ha? |
6:54:02 PM |
Lance |
BLOCK ME YOU BITCH |
Well, there we are. Lance Hardcore, everybody.
If you'd like to see more of this sort of thing, please, don't hesitate to mail me. I have a million of them, and I could be convinced to post one or two of them, should demand be high.
To find this weeks girl, I Googled "Goth guestbook" and found nothing worthwhile. Then I tried "hot Goth guestbook" (nothing at all) and finally, just plain "hot Goth." Well, she's certainly hot, but I don't think she's really that Goth. Looks more pop-punk to me.
Night all.